TheDrunkenFiles
Blaaaaaargh
JennyFizzle
Going to dinner and shopping with @chadkennedy...then picking up drunk people.
clintoris
I drank so much vodka last night, i'm quite sure i'm 1/3rd Russian now. On a serious note, I woke up at 2pm still drunk
3bgdavid
@kunal00 he sucked then too, just to drunk to realize it. implodes on pressure games
dantasman
@dad5 clarification: not drunk anymore- just fat and out of shape.
MrHarsant
I am not drunk.
bootliquor
♫ Wayfarers - Drunk Again
Deep_Friar
@brettlegree Mabye I should get drunk too, like @karenjl
graffitimysoul
'just danced' to Lady GaGa. I outdo myself drunk.
sabrinaen
a bar full of drunk people singing journey was the best moment of my life
leebrimelow
F*ck all these pain meds. I'm just going to get sh*t faced drunk every night until this goes away.
wfpkrecent
on 91.9 WFPK: Freakwater: My Old Drunk Friend: http://tinyurl.com/7wmq3m
amyvangar
@graffitimysoul Blu Bambu? You must be drunk, dear!
adiebel
getting drunk with the ladies. ;)
expat_erin
Hm, @indefensible is so crashed, the smell of bacon didn't wake him. So, going to the bar alone & getting hit on by drunk girls is hard work
graffitimysoul
is blatantly having the best night ever. Drunk enough to appreciate Blu Bambu, dear god.
LESLIEx317537
Drunk lady almost dropped strangers baby. Gotta love Atlantic city.
brettlegree
@Deep_Friar yeah, but she's drunk ;) (oh, hi Karen!)
ninacox
DRUNK AND SUNBURNED. WHAT A DAY.
josephjames
Drinking in a warehouse with the entire Angies List staff. Drink. Drank. Drunk time.
Gothamist
DWI Victim's Family Outraged at Wall Street Exec's Plea Deal: The family of a drunk driving victim is crying fou.. http://tinyurl.com/8teryy
emma_rawr
trust a house full of drunk old women to set off the fire alarms -.-
burntbroccoli
@memily sorry pookie. I'm quite drunk, I forgot to phrase things gently.
damienmulley
@bdum_bdum How much booze got you drunk?
BibiAzra
So drunk
thesprucegoose
http://twitpic.com/11nau - drunk movie review.
shay_d_lady
@luvvieig awwwwww! I am so sorry when all else fails gertrude drunk!
Shay
jaybug
My family is drunk and shooting weapons
cr8tvjen
@Ginaschreck BITE your tongue! we've moved up from drunk texting TO drunk tweeting! #cwc09
mrgreggie
Drunk, playing skip bo wth my parents.